NOT OFFENDED

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A nun gets into a taxi and notices that the chauffeur can’t stop staring at the nun. So she asks him why is he staring and chauffeur answers, “I have a question I need to ask you but I don’t want to disturb you.”

The sister answers, “My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you have had a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

The taxi driver pause for a few second and then says, “Well it’s like this; I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral.”

The nun replies, “Ok well, let’s see what we can do about that. There are two options; At first you have to be single and second; you must be Catholic.”

The chauffeur is very excited and says, “Yes, yes! I am single and I’m Catholic too!”

The nun then says, “Well, pull into the next alley.”

The chauffeur does so and the nun duly goes ahead and fulfills his fantasy. They get back on the road and start driving again, but the chauffeur soon starts to cry.

The nun sees this and asks him, “My dear child, why are you crying?”

The chauffeur says, “You must forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied to you – I must confess that I’m married and I’m also Jewish.”

The sister laughs and replies, “That’s not problem, my name is Ryan and this is my Halloween party costume.”

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  • will547
    Feb 19, 2018 at 4:03 PM


  • Damn good one....


  • blade58
    Feb 18, 2018 at 8:59 PM


  • LOL



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