President of the United States
Posted: August 06 2008 02:52 PM
I've decided it's time for me to throw my hat into the political ring. I'm going to run for Prisident of the United States. Vote for me and I'll have our country right in one term. At least I can tell you my plan, not like some others out there running for the same position.
Here is my plan,
1) Press 1 for english is immediately banned. English is the official language, speak it or wait at the border until you can.
2) We will immediately go into a two year isolation posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, NO exports.
We will use the 'Walmart' policy 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it'.
3) When imports are allowed, there will be 100% import tax on them.
4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour).
They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.
5) Social Security will immediately return to it's original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will be able to touch it.
6) Welfare Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful complition of urinalysis testing and a passing grade.
7) Professional Athletes--Steroids--The FIRST time you check positive, you're banned of life.
8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal and get caught, you lose your right hand. There are no more life sentences. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim, gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
9) One export will be allowed, Wheat, because the world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.
10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision wether it's a worthy cause or not. France is not to be considered.
11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.
12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc. and every 8 hours on radio and TV
Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better than what you have, and a whole lot better than what your gonna get.
Thanks for listening , and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November.
GOD BLESS AMERICA |
Tommy you got my vote and ol bear I figure when you bring the ladies in then this will be the shortest presidential term ever....
