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Posted: July 30 2008 02:23 PM
 
Eric Hibbs (aka 31tudor) [ View ] [ ehibbs@nuteltech.com ] [ Car Ads ] [ Blogs ]
St. George, Utah
(435) 668-1401
 Eric Hibbs
 
Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger...


Two good ol' Texas boys, Bubba and Billy Joe are walking down the street when they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each.


Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, looky here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to San Antone, sell 'em to our friends and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear yur accent, they might think we's ignorant and not wanna sell that stuff to us. Now I'll talk in a slow Ohio drawl so's they don't know we's from Texas".


They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Ohio drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and . . . . ."


The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Texas, ain't cha?"


"Well, yeah," says a surprised Bubba. "Howja knowed that?"


"Cuz this is a dry-cleaners."
 
 
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Posted by tlp1968  -  07/30/2008 03:32 PM
Ha-Ha Sorry to my Texas friends, but that was funny...
StreetRodding.com Marketing Director [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Springfield, Illinois Charter Member since August 2003
 
Posted by ThunderGrunt  -  07/30/2008 03:51 PM
U T Grads?
Dale [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Jenks, Oklahoma Charter Member since December 2003
 
Posted by amswuod1  -  07/30/2008 05:31 PM
The bulls horns on the hood of the truck probably gave them away first

Funny stuff Eric.



Bob D.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult. [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Union, Kentucky Charter Member since July 2006
 
Posted by fitzwell   -  07/30/2008 05:54 PM
yep....Longhorns
normal?? Normal is a cycle on a washing machine [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] benbrook, Texas
 
Posted by dixie  -  07/30/2008 08:40 PM
Y'll quit talking about Shine's kin folks.
jim grace [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] dade city, Florida Charter Member since January 2006
 
Posted by JAWS  -  07/31/2008 05:24 PM
Nice
An electrical headache can make a great car a pain [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Boise, Idaho Charter Member since August 2004
 
Posted by DavyJ  -  07/31/2008 09:27 PM
Round here they would be East Coaster's or Newfie's
Still driving the wife's car, cause I am slow. [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Niagara Falls, Canada Charter Member since February 2005
 
Posted by Crazyhorse Rod Shop  -  08/02/2008 10:39 AM
my kin would have knocked him in the head and tookem


say there thundergrunt...... you realize anything north of the red river is a yankee dontcha
dont poke the porchdog........he bites [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] BLUFF DALE, Texas Charter Member since March 2003
 
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