thought this was funny!
Posted: July 21 2008 11:48 PM
Amish Humor
An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down And drinking from his farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts:
'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it.')
The kneeling man shouts back:
'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English.'
The Amish farmer yells: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.' |