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A little "Blonde" Humor
Posted: June 30 2008 07:55 PM
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BigAl Breland (aka BigAlBre)
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> Blondes > > A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. > > He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. > > After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna > hear a blonde joke?" > > The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, > the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's > only fair, since you are blind, that you should know five things: > > 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. > > 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. > > 3. I'm a six-foot tall, 175-pound blonde with a black belt in karate. > > 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. > > 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, > think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" > > The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No, not > if I'm gonna to have to explain it five times." > |
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