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Tommy CHOO CHOO (aka TYCHOOCHOO) [ View ] [ tychoochoo@optonline.net ] [ Car Ads ] [ Blogs ] MT. SINAI, New York (631) 476-8881  Tommy choo choo

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got a bang every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened), it ended up costing him $26,849 per time. On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's (NY Gov.) call girl, Kristen and absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 and hour. For anything that your heart desires! Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid a total of $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41.7 million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all she leaves when your done, comes back when you ask her, all at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees. Sometimes leasing makes far more sense. Do you have any idea how many cars he could own for that amount of savings? Sorry ladies, just had to do this.

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Posted by da34guy  -  06/21/2008 11:34 AM Tommy--- Yer sick, but I love it. Don [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Prescott, Arizona Charter Member since October 2001   Posted by tlp1968  -  06/21/2008 11:37 AM You are sick Tommy......and I am seriously underpaid! StreetRodding.com Marketing Director [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Springfield, Illinois Charter Member since August 2003   Posted by TYCHOOCHOO  -  06/21/2008 12:01 PM Too much info Tammy. Tommy choo choo [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] MT. SINAI, New York Charter Member since June 2007   Posted by q1ap  -  06/21/2008 12:50 PM Now if I could figure out how to do this, I'd also buy that 57 chevy for 175k.................... life is good! q1ap [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] St. Augustine, Florida   Posted by DaveHughes  -  06/21/2008 12:56 PM I might add tommy- wouldnt there be a tax advantage to leasing also?? DaveHughes [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] seaman, Ohio   Posted by tlp1968  -  06/21/2008 06:40 PM Tommy you started this one...LOL StreetRodding.com Marketing Director [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Springfield, Illinois Charter Member since August 2003   Posted by TxLumpy  -  06/21/2008 11:52 PM Tommy, that is too funny. Carl M. Johnson [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Conroe, Texas   Posted by 1carguy  -  06/22/2008 12:11 AM One of the best parts of leasing is you get a "flashy new model" every couple of years....if ya know wat I mean. :-) 1carguy [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Pleasanton, California   Posted by jimmothershead  -  06/22/2008 10:07 AM Good one...... Jim [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Huntingtown, Maryland   Posted by tlp1968  -  06/22/2008 10:10 AM Don't forget you can order the new model in Leather and with all the bells and whistles! O.K. now I am making a case for leasing....hope my husband does not read this post... StreetRodding.com Marketing Director [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Springfield, Illinois Charter Member since August 2003   Posted by TYCHOOCHOO  -  06/22/2008 10:29 AM You got me hooked Tammy, so your into a new model with leather. How long is the lease? Where do I have to go to get it? Most important is the monthly payment, how much? I hope your husband doesn't read this post... Tommy choo choo [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] MT. SINAI, New York Charter Member since June 2007   Posted by tlp1968  -  06/22/2008 05:51 PM Ahhh well Illinois is fully of those turned in lease models. The leather is warn and the knobs don't all work LOL Sounds like New York is the place to go for young, leather clad racy ones. You are right there so maybe give Mr. Spitzer a call and see if he can give you the number...:-) StreetRodding.com Marketing Director [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Springfield, Illinois Charter Member since August 2003   Posted by TYCHOOCHOO  -  06/22/2008 06:33 PM I think his wife locked him in the basement so she could wear her leather around town. Alot of the models here are worn also but still have some gas left in them. LOL Tommy choo choo [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] MT. SINAI, New York Charter Member since June 2007   Posted by tlp1968  -  06/23/2008 12:21 AM All I know is Heather got a sweet deal, I don't like her much but she was paid well for those short few years of marriage. StreetRodding.com Marketing Director [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Springfield, Illinois Charter Member since August 2003   Posted by TYCHOOCHOO  -  06/23/2008 07:25 AM That's the court system now a day's. Give to the women and take from the man till broke. Not in this case though. He had enough. When a divorce hits the courts the judge has an easy time and most of the time the judge does not make the decision the law clerk does and tells the judge what to do. The Judge is just a figure head, like the president of the United States, just a figure head. At least that's how it is here in NY. The system SUCKS and any judge that does not have the B___s to act on his own should not be a Judge. Tommy choo choo [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] MT. SINAI, New York Charter Member since June 2007   Posted by tlp1968  -  06/23/2008 11:29 AM Tommy somehow I get the impression you had a bad judge somewhere in your past? Maybe going to the cleaners is a trip you are familiar with?? If so I am sorry. I feel bad for guys who lose so much to a short term wife. StreetRodding.com Marketing Director [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Springfield, Illinois Charter Member since August 2003   Posted by fitzwell   -  06/23/2008 12:16 PM like my dad used to say... " if it floats, flies or f*%@s...rent it" normal?? Normal is a cycle on a washing machine [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] benbrook, Texas   Posted by Judge  -  06/23/2008 01:37 PM Tommy, I realize that you limit your comments to judges in NY; however, I have never known a judge who doesn't make his/her own decisions on cases. Law clerks provide "draft" opinions requested by the judge; they don't "tell the judge what to do." I realize that NY is a different world than exists here in Montana. Judge [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Billings, Montana Charter Member since July 2003   Posted by TYCHOOCHOO  -  06/24/2008 04:03 PM Judge, I realize and understand what you are saying however I have had 3 different attorneys at different times tell me about this women judge. They as well as other people call her the judge of no decision. I had her here in Suffolk County. I'm not saying all judges are that way but there are some that are. Sorry I didn't mean to upset you. Tommy choo choo [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] MT. SINAI, New York Charter Member since June 2007   Posted by TYCHOOCHOO  -  06/24/2008 04:11 PM Tammy, I did have a bad Judge, but no matter how much they tried they couldn't bring me down but I had to play like they did. I had to hide all monies. At one time I had more money than I care to say hidden in my home but had to keep it in cash and act like I was broke for about 2 years. The day the divorce was final I bought a house and one year later retired. Tommy choo choo [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] MT. SINAI, New York Charter Member since June 2007   Posted by ol bear  -  06/25/2008 12:06 PM I LIKE THE WAY YA THINK BUDDY ,, OL BEAR OL BEAR [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] crown point, Indiana   Posted by dixie  -  06/25/2008 02:52 PM Tommy u told us u were old & broke, now i take it u r young & rich & single ? man you new yorkers have got it all going for u what more could u ask for a hotrod an money way to go man. Dixie {old & broke } jim grace [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] dade city, Florida Charter Member since January 2006   Posted by ol bear  -  06/26/2008 08:40 AM IF UR GONNA HAVE A CAR PAYMENT YA MIGHT AS WELL HAVE A NICE RIDE ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, OL BEAR OL BEAR [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] crown point, Indiana   Posted by TYCHOOCHOO  -  06/26/2008 09:16 AM The sun must have affected me while down in Florida. I think I said I was a slightly used Italian Catholic. .......................Tommy Tommy choo choo [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] MT. SINAI, New York Charter Member since June 2007

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