Remember the old "Hollywood Squares"..... it was hilarious
You are not currently logged in. Login to myAccount   Forgot Your Login?   SignUp For a Free Account
 
Buy TShirts & DVDs!-Sell Your StreetRod FAST!-Help-Contact Us
Quick Search:
Remember the old "Hollywood Squares"..... it was hilarious
Posted: April 11 2008 06:57 PM
 
BigAl Breland (aka BigAlBre) [ View ] [ Email ] [ Car Ads ] [ Blogs ]
St Pete Beach, Florida
(866) 787-6337
 Big Al sittin back in paradise.
 
Oh the good old days when people just laughed and weren't so uptight and

so easily offended.


VERY FUNNY FOR US WHO REMEMBER



Hollywood Squares:


If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this

may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the

days when 'Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not

scripted,as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of

course.



Q. Do female frogs croak?

A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.


Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump,at least how high should

you be?

A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.


Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.

A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.


Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a

woman?

A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.


Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and

you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's

married?

A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning .


Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?

A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.


Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?

A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
 
 
Comments
 
Posted by Starfire  -  04/11/2008 07:50 PM
Those old shows were indeed funny. The amazing thing about them was the fact all the silly and funny answers to the questions were 100% ad lib. We seem to have lost our appreciation of something just being for fun and perhaps even a bit on the silly side.
Starfire [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Weimar, Texas
 
Posted by dwinspector21  -  04/11/2008 08:26 PM
I remember it like it was yesterday, Big Guy, every Friday night at our house...8:00 NBC channel 3. Right after listening to my mom complain about having to spend $85 on 12 paper bags chocked full of groceries. What was the name of the little dude who always sat on the bottom. Had big old horn rim glasses looked like a sissy librarian type....last name was Cox I think? was it Wally? hilarious! thanks for the post Bigun (e Tenn. for Big Dude!)
dwinspector21 [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Kodak, Tennessee
 
Posted by cr55  -  04/11/2008 08:52 PM
Wally Cox, one funny guy. Thanks Al I needed that! Now Everybody is out to get ya it seems. I got an E mail today from a Political Advisor who wants me to hold 19 million until they can get the government straightened out about whose money it is, so when I get it I'll split it with everyone and we'll all have a great summer!!!!!(big grinnnnnnnnn............CR
......CR [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] dover, Delaware
 
Posted by 37tin  -  04/11/2008 09:40 PM
19 million?? ahhhhh! anything I can do for ya cr ol buddy,,,,,,,
37tin [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] langley, Canada
 
Posted by Starfire  -  04/11/2008 10:00 PM
Yeah and all you have to do is send them money or give them your bank info to get it and poof they disappear leaving you with a worthless cashier's check and/or an empty bank account. The good old "pigeon drop" scam modernized for the internet.
Starfire [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Weimar, Texas
 
Posted by BigR  -  04/11/2008 10:08 PM
Hay that money is no good it not maid in TYN, JP, KRO,
BigR [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Dade City, Florida
 
Posted by screw  -  04/12/2008 05:38 AM
Boy, talk about opening up the old Memory flood gates, another good old show was the Newlywed Game, or how about Let's Make a Deal, the GONG show, The Lucy Show, the list goes on and on. Those were the days when Comedy was actually Funny. I really miss the simpler times of those days. Gone forever I think and that's really too bad. But they will always be alive in our memories, It just takes someone like B.A.B to wake them up. Thanks for that BigAl.
screw [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Gray Rapids N.B., Canada
 
Posted by cr55  -  04/12/2008 10:15 AM
when I get my 19 million I'll start making good comedy shows again so we can all enjoy them .................(extra big grin).......CR
......CR [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] dover, Delaware
 
Posted by cr55  -  04/12/2008 11:36 AM
starfire, I already have an empty bank account........LOL..they're in for a big let down! ..........CR
......CR [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] dover, Delaware
 
Posted by Starfire  -  04/12/2008 12:44 PM
Dang cr55 I forgot that all of us car types are continually without money in the bank account because we keep putting it in the car.... Talk about dumb scam artists, they should know that...........(grin)
Starfire [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Weimar, Texas
 
Posted by cr55  -  04/12/2008 01:20 PM
I have to admit you're right. I also can't count the number of scams that have come across my email. I suppose human greed has a lot to do with getting ripped off. People offer millions to me for a "little help".
at least in the old days you got to look at the scam artists. Any one trying to get my bank roll is in for a big surprise!!!.............CR
......CR [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] dover, Delaware
 
Posted by MUDMANDENNY  -  04/12/2008 08:31 PM
YO SCREW,------I KNOW YOU HAVEN`T FORGOTTEN GENE, GENE THE DANCIN` MACHINE. IN MY OPINION HE WAS THE BEST PART OF THE GONG SHOW. HIM AND CHUCKIE BABY.
MUDMANDENNY [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] MCDONALD, Ohio
 
Back To Top
Please Login or Register to Comment
Existing Member? Sign In.
New Visitor? Click Here to Get Started!
 
Existing Member but forgot your Login Information? Click Here.