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Travis Smith (aka blown29) [ View ] [ 468coupe@excite.com ] [ Car Ads ] [ Blogs ] Highlands, Texas (281) 814-6431

Only in Texas my friends.... Only in Texas . Too bad...... A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston, Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense. The deputy says," License and registration, please." "What for?" says the lawyer. The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." "You still didn't come to a complete stop, says the deputy. License and registration, please." The lawyer says, "What's the difference?" "The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" the deputy says. Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." "That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says. At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving */#! out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"

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Posted by dixie  -  05/08/2007 11:08 PM way to go i'm still laughing. jim grace [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] dade city, Florida Charter Member since January 2006   Posted by 32Canuck  -  05/08/2007 11:19 PM Dixie its past your bedtime. It was a great story, them lawyers just don't get it do they? 32Canuck [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Victoria BC, Canada Charter Member since December 2006   Posted by dixie  -  05/08/2007 11:26 PM Yea i know but i can't go to bed early,guess i'm getting to dam old to sleep all nite. so i just prowl around on the puter see if i can learn something. maybe you know a friend told me LOKAR sold out to someone ,you heard anythimg about this? O yea { don't mess with texas } jim grace [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] dade city, Florida Charter Member since January 2006   Posted by cruiser63  -  05/08/2007 11:32 PM Seen a few lawyers that needed that.. cruiser63 [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Plain City, Ohio Charter Member since March 2005   Posted by dixie  -  05/08/2007 11:35 PM Goodness cruiser what are you doing up this tme of nite , jim grace [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] dade city, Florida Charter Member since January 2006   Posted by cruiser63  -  05/09/2007 12:05 AM Just like the rest of you checking out whats going on on the forum.Just read the post of Red about the 28 chrysler,wild lookin t/s. Finally got the car out, cruised up to the park here ,last weekend. They have the big scooter show every year here in Plain City. They have cushmans ,salsburys , even the little 2 seater car the king midget ,they made it in the 50s and 60s.Took my camera but it decided to self destruct,sooo no pix. Nothing goes right when your under wear is tight..I think i'll hit the sack. cruiser63 [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Plain City, Ohio Charter Member since March 2005   Posted by Streetrodder007  -  05/09/2007 05:49 AM Very funny, and a good point also. Streetrodder007 [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Port Huron, Michigan Charter Member since April 2006   Posted by orphans2  -  05/09/2007 02:56 PM Cruiser, I actually know a few who could definitely use a little nightstick therapy. :-) Got 76 of them one floor below me at work. Never a pleasant place to visit. ;-) orphans2 [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Stewartstown, Pennsylvannia Charter Member since November 2001   Posted by 32Canuck  -  05/09/2007 03:39 PM At our local police dept its known as "The wackity wack don't come back stick" 32Canuck [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Victoria BC, Canada Charter Member since December 2006   Posted by PurpleFlameGuy  -  05/09/2007 06:39 PM That was great. Keep em coming. Den DRIVE'EM!!!!!!!!!! [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Boyertown, Pennsylvannia Charter Member since April 2001   Posted by cruiser63  -  05/10/2007 04:27 AM ORPHANS, 76 on the floor below where you work..Well they say crap always runs down hill, must be why they are down there. Better wear your boots just in case it gets too deep down there and comes up to your floor. cruiser63 [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] Plain City, Ohio Charter Member since March 2005   Posted by Crazyhorse Rod Shop  -  05/10/2007 12:52 PM whar to do when a lawyer is buried to his neck in sand.......................... get another load of sand dont poke the porchdog........he bites [ View ] [ Email ] [ Blogs ] [ Car Ads ] BLUFF DALE, Texas Charter Member since March 2003

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